Hindi ako fake! (real life funny story)

Scenario: Two DZMM radio anouncers were talking about how the economic crisis has taken its toll on almost everything - increased prices of food, gas and even school supplies. This is the same reason why school supplies out in the market now have poor quality, particularly the pencils. This is how their conversation went (more or less):

Radio Announcer 1: Grabe talaga ngayon, lahat panget ang quality!

Radio Announcer 2: Oo nga eh.. pati mga lapis ngayon, hindi na magandang gamitin. Lagi na lang tayo naloloko.

RA 1: True yan mare. Yang mga lapis na yan, puro fake. Fake talaga ang lahat ng lapis!

RA 2: Uy, di naman lahat ng lapis fake... katulad ni Jenny Lapis.

Bwahahaha! Promise. True story yan.

*Talbog ka 'day!*